Got this from who got it from someone else.

RULES:
Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense. [Or that is awesome. :B]

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: "Sarah needs is a date, maybe some fun, and if it works out a bit of schtupping." (I'm afraid of what schtupping is)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: "sarah looks like f-ing nicole richie in this picture." (who?)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: "Sarah says The only people for me are the mad ones""


Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: "Sarah wants to know about fare incentives to discourage people from arriving by car." (Do I? I didn't know that.)

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: "Sarah does Smile"

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: "Sarah Hates Your Movie" (That's not fair, I haven't seen it yet)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: "Sarah asks about age and productivity" (?_?)

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: "Sarah goes to Lake Placid" (Why have I heard of that place?)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: "Sarah likes to smell colleens armpits (Oh God ew!)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: "Sarah eats sushi" (sick)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: "Sarah wears clothes" (^_^)

Q: Type in "[your name] is " in Google search.
A: "SARAH IS BEAUTIFUL" (...)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: "Sarah was arrested for cutting buckets of water that would put out the fire."(That's right people! Guard your fire-putting-out buckets carefully!)